TWOSTORKS.COM Tumblr (3.0; @stork123)http://stork123.tumblr.com/<p>Perfect fall morning for a hike in the woods with the dog, the Grateful Dead and an incredible amount of fallen leaves.</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/235035823http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/235035823Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:47:11 -0500<p>In honor of the Bucs’ retro Sunday, the St. Pete Times talked to my dad about those winless Tampa years. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ycsxcvw">http://tinyurl.com/ycsxcvw</a></p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/233405482http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/233405482Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:30:08 -0500<p>I feel like I am a pretty smart fella… but this hotel alarm clock has beat me. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to set it!</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/232308377http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/232308377Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:09:53 -0500<p>When he has Dennis Miller on “The Factor”, Bill O’Reilly refers to people by their lasts names. Apparently to sound “cool and hip”.</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/226410678http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/226410678Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:44:56 -0400<p>Okay, it’s 815am and I just googled, “How do you boil an egg.” I’m the guy who reads the directions on the shampoo too. REPEAT!</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/223765139http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/223765139Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:17:58 -0400<p>Update to the Oxford English Urban Dictionary. To be Buccaneer’d; To be marked by consistently or thoroughly bad performance.</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/223019350http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/223019350Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:42:23 -0400<p>Since I’m reading a bio on Major L’Enfant, its fun flying into DCA seeing his handywork. And its not just the metro stop.</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/222129085http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/222129085Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:16:12 -0400<p>Running late this A.M, I avoided helping an older lady manage the escalator w/ her bags as it would’ve slowed me down. Phew, I feel better!</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/219421149http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/219421149Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:35:48 -0400<p>Ugg, my train to dc is late! This is why passengers get so fired up! Sometimes they do have important places to be.</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/218930011http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/218930011Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:25:28 -0400<p>My trick? Runways are the ones with skidmarks. A delta 767 lands on a taxiway in Atl today. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ylsbcc3">http://tinyurl.com/ylsbcc3</a></p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/218547766http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/218547766Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:21:23 -0400<p>Two cats in the dogs house <a href="http://pi.pe/mewsas">http://pi.pe/mewsas</a></p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/218273507http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/218273507Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:13:18 -0400<p>Concerning whether the boy in the balloon was a hoax, Fox news reporter says “It’s not our job to pass judgement.” Wow! Fair & Balanced!</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/214141433http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/214141433Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:10:08 -0400<p>A foggy, reduced vis departure out of DFW is a fun way to start the day… 90 mins after the wakeup call, 60 mins after coffee.</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/212887233http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/212887233Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:37:13 -0400<p>Yesterday, the sale of Busch Gardens was announced. An old post about my childhood in a themepark. <a href="http://bit.ly/nNy3Y">http://bit.ly/nNy3Y</a></p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/207578254http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/207578254Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:37:37 -0400<p>I wasted hours attempting to fix our mower. FAIL! Off to the pro’s. Simple enough, starter rope broke. Now, I cant get it to spring back!</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/201940303http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/201940303Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:05:40 -0400<p>+1 for processed foods w/ warning labels. Last week I made a salad from farmers market rhubarb leaves… apparently it was poisonous (-1).</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199663324http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199663324Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:22:05 -0400<p>Off to STL to fly the simulator. I’ve got a pocket full of tokens. Maybe I’ll get drafted to be The Last Starfighter?</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199663316http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199663316Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:22:04 -0400<a href="http://stork123.vox.com/library/post/1-for-processed-foods-w-warning-labels-last-week-i-made-a-salad-from-farmers-market-rhubarb-leave.html?_c=feed-atom">Link</a>: <p><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" at="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/at"> +1 for processed foods w/ warning labels. Last week I made a salad from farmers market rhubarb leaves… apparently it was poisonous (-1). <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://stork123.vox.com/library/post/1-for-processed-foods-w-warning-labels-last-week-i-made-a-salad-from-farmers-market-rhubarb-leave.html?_c=feed-atom#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d09e44981cbe2b0123f1651e55860f?_c=feed-atom">Send to a friend</a> </p> </div></p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199279310http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199279310Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:30:04 -0400<a href="http://stork123.vox.com/library/post/off-to-stl-to-fly-the-simulator-ive-got-a-pocket-full-of-tokens-maybe-ill-get-drafted-to-be-the-la.html?_c=feed-atom">Link</a>: <p><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" at="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/at"> Off to STL to fly the simulator. I’ve got a pocket full of tokens. Maybe I’ll get drafted to be The Last Starfighter? <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://stork123.vox.com/library/post/off-to-stl-to-fly-the-simulator-ive-got-a-pocket-full-of-tokens-maybe-ill-get-drafted-to-be-the-la.html?_c=feed-atom#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d09e44981cbe2b01240b61edbb860e?_c=feed-atom">Send to a friend</a> </p> </div></p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199279288http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199279288Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:30:02 -0400<p>Off to STL to fly the simulator. I’ve got a pocket full of tokens. Maybe I’ll get drafted to be The Last Starfighter?</p>http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199135894http://stork123.tumblr.com/post/199135894Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:52:14 -0400