February 2012
It wasn’t until after I got to daycare that I realized he wasn’t wearing shoes. When is he gonna have my back on these things?
Attempting a hot shower while a two year old learns how to flush the toilet is like a game of chilly, aquatic dodgeball.
Holding cars... watching cars
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My hotel room has no tv remote. The frontdesk girl didn’t get it when I called asking for one saying it was “15 mins to Judge Wapner.”
So up until now it has not been a crime to lie about war honors? Have I told you about my purple heart from the Civil War?
For a second, I thought about asking the employee van driver to lower the wheelchair ramp for me and my bags.
The robots worked for us overnight… the Roomba and dishwasher danced into the wee hours of the morning.
A passenger ‘fist bumped’ me after a particularly smooth landing this week. I’m not a fist bump kinda guy. awkward.
By the last leg of the last day… my boarding announcements become very uninspired. I should just play something from Patton.
I found the cure to clean the cache and get the endless Whitney Houston loop out of my head. Polka Floyd! Very loud!
Since bringing a child into the world, I’m no longer in control of my circadian rythyms. I can’t power down 8 hrs before wakeup anymore.
My 4am wake up call, hotel clock and phone alarm all went off exactly simultaneously. Worst possible sound ever.
I wonder if the same pilots who test airport ILS sensitivities also test the responsiveness of the automatic flushers in the bathrooms?
As an 80’a nerd, Whitney still makes me shudder as I fear a slow dance is around the corner.
The Senator Theater in Baltimore is an old building with old bathrooms. Back in the day, men didn’t mind urinating shoulder to shoulder.
The guys who were reroofing our porch yesterday brought their own microwave. They had a nice spread. Who needs a grill? Outdoor microwave!
Some things just can’t be left for the free market to decide. The government needs to standardize end times for hotel free breakfast.
If I had to start over, I think I would have liked to write ad copy for SkyMall. At least I’d still be on airplanes.
Most important thing I took away from the superbowl last night was I’m glad I’ve moved my domains from godaddy to #hover.com
Talking to a two year old brings back painful memories of the dating days. One way “I love you’s”.