February 2012
It wasn’t until after I got to daycare that I realized he wasn’t wearing shoes. When is he gonna have my back on these things?
Feb 28th
Attempting a hot shower while a two year old learns how to flush the toilet is like a game of chilly, aquatic dodgeball.
Feb 26th
Holding cars... watching cars
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Feb 25th
An 8hr overnight actually equates to about 6hrs of...
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Feb 24th
My hotel room has no tv remote. The frontdesk girl didn’t get it when I called asking for one saying it was “15 mins to Judge Wapner.”
Feb 23rd
So up until now it has not been a crime to lie about war honors? Have I told you about my purple heart from the Civil War?
Feb 22nd
For a second, I thought about asking the employee van driver to lower the wheelchair ramp for me and my bags.
Feb 21st
The robots worked for us overnight… the Roomba and dishwasher danced into the wee hours of the morning.
Feb 18th
A passenger ‘fist bumped’ me after a particularly smooth landing this week. I’m not a fist bump kinda guy. awkward.
Feb 17th
By the last leg of the last day… my boarding announcements become very uninspired. I should just play something from Patton.
Feb 16th
I found the cure to clean the cache and get the endless Whitney Houston loop out of my head. Polka Floyd! Very loud!
Feb 14th
Since bringing a child into the world, I’m no longer in control of my circadian rythyms. I can’t power down 8 hrs before wakeup anymore.
Feb 14th
My 4am wake up call, hotel clock and phone alarm all went off exactly simultaneously. Worst possible sound ever.
Feb 14th
I wonder if the same pilots who test airport ILS sensitivities also test the responsiveness of the automatic flushers in the bathrooms?
Feb 13th
As an 80’a nerd, Whitney still makes me shudder as I fear a slow dance is around the corner.
Feb 12th
The Senator Theater in Baltimore is an old building with old bathrooms. Back in the day, men didn’t mind urinating shoulder to shoulder.
Feb 11th
The guys who were reroofing our porch yesterday brought their own microwave. They had a nice spread. Who needs a grill? Outdoor microwave!
Feb 11th
Some things just can’t be left for the free market to decide. The government needs to standardize end times for hotel free breakfast.
Feb 9th
If I had to start over, I think I would have liked to write ad copy for SkyMall. At least I’d still be on airplanes.
Feb 8th
Most important thing I took away from the superbowl last night was I’m glad I’ve moved my domains from godaddy to #hover.com
Feb 6th
Talking to a two year old brings back painful memories of the dating days. One way “I love you’s”.
Feb 3rd