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It is possible to put the diaper on while they lay on their belly. I just hope the back is as absorbant as the front.

01/26/2012 17:44
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In the event the airline thing doesn’t work out… plan B is to start gobbling LSD and write childrens tv shows.

01/26/2012 08:01
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My hotel had no hot water… felt like Little House on the Prairie.

01/25/2012 07:04
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John Boehner practices for the SOTU address by fighting back smiles while getting tickled.

01/24/2012 21:44
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I am way more dissapointed than the two year old is that we have no batteries for his new train set. He has enough steam to push it around.

01/21/2012 15:12
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An older B47 pilot comes up and tells us about practicing to drop “the bomb” in the 50s. Deflated our egos about the crosswind landing.

01/18/2012 15:36
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How long before Sully accuses the cruise Captain of being an inexperienced regional pilot?

01/18/2012 09:06
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The cruise ship captain is to be charged with “abandoning ship.” Good to know that crime exists. http://ping.fm/7plQH

01/16/2012 10:34
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In Pittsburg for the weekend. Note to self. Dont mention that Tebow guy or anything written in the bible about football.

01/14/2012 14:17
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When its cold, snowy and dark in PWM… the vehicle doors into the baggage room look the entry points into the Rebel Base on Hoth.

01/12/2012 06:24
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Growing up, I thought there was a time when life was in black and white. I wonder if my son will think I grew up in an 8 bit world?

01/11/2012 05:48
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And all this time, I thought this Tebow guy played for New Orleans? I think I associated all the religious references with the Saints.

01/08/2012 21:01
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With a two year old around, I may need to call Kareem Abdul Jabar and borrow his court glasses.

01/07/2012 16:23
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The two year old sqeezed the life out of every single stray pea on his plate like it was a sheet of bubble wrap.

01/06/2012 17:42
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Nothing grinds a TSA line to a halt like an elderly Korean man traveling with an urn of his wife’s ashes.

01/05/2012 12:13
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